The curse of the rUdi
Gather around kids; I'll tell you a story. Mind you, you will not get to hear this from anyone else, so pay close attention.
Once upon a time, in a town called Kota, there was a great CS player. He was feared by every man and every BOT. Whenever he would arrive in a LAN game, all hell would break loose. Players would scramble to be on his side. The people on the other side would simply give up. [So he never really played that much].
His name was whispered in the alleys of the town. He was, all at once, more powerful than the dons, had more influence than the ruling political party and was cute enough to impress the best girls in town. His name was Sniper. [Legends have it that he was a close associate of the legendary beCkS]
But all great people have their nemesis. Hidden in the shadows [Which was not very hard because of his size], was a contemporary villain, rUdi. He was as cunning as a fox, as agile as a fox, and as quick as a fox.
/*
Children : "So he was a fox??"
Me : "Err ... Well, you can say so"
*/
Anyways, sniper with all his bravery and CS skills got to one of the premier institutes in Gujjuland. Little did he know, it was rUdi's stronghold. Yahaan rUdi ka raaz chalta tha.
Nobody knows how sniper ran into trouble. It is only known that he did. Trouble in the form of rUdi. For mysterious reasons, rUdi refused to acknowledge sniper by his real name. He had his own title for him - Meri Jaan Ka Jaan.
The battleground was set, the lines had been drawn. The battle was long and hard fought. In the end, rUdi lost to the pr0ness of sniper. But as he watched his heart being torn away from him, he mouthed a curse - "Thou shalt no more be pr0, sniper pr0. Nee lanja ! Naade Peddhadi !"
Sniper in his haughty pride, ignored rUdi's curse. He refused to believe that his pr0ness could ever be lost. He bravely formed his army of paladins - The BTF (Born Tobe Fked).
In the early ages, BTF won every CS clan. They humbled clans as mighty as O Level. Everything was as per plan. There was nothing that could stop sniper pr0. Or so they thought.....
[Suspense]
/*
Children : "Wtf suspense re ! Tell us the story in the name of God ! It's now or never !!!"
*/
Ok Ok ... There was something terribly wrong with sniper. His aim started faltering. Somehow, he started missing headshots. Bullets flew between the legs of enemies, over their shoulders, through their armpits, and from between their guns and their bodies, but they never hit them. No matter how hard sniper tried, he always got knifed.
Bombs exploded in his face. He got killed by team mates and got flashed in Cat rushes. He got wallbanged, cratebanged and doorbanged. Somehow, his enemies could get headshots on him with pistols while he hit their toe-nails with an Awp.
In the dead silence of being a spectator for a CS game, he could hear it. He could hear rUdi laughing from his abode in the MFi. The curse had come true. The curse of the rUdi.
Once upon a time, in a town called Kota, there was a great CS player. He was feared by every man and every BOT. Whenever he would arrive in a LAN game, all hell would break loose. Players would scramble to be on his side. The people on the other side would simply give up. [So he never really played that much].
His name was whispered in the alleys of the town. He was, all at once, more powerful than the dons, had more influence than the ruling political party and was cute enough to impress the best girls in town. His name was Sniper. [Legends have it that he was a close associate of the legendary beCkS]
But all great people have their nemesis. Hidden in the shadows [Which was not very hard because of his size], was a contemporary villain, rUdi. He was as cunning as a fox, as agile as a fox, and as quick as a fox.
/*
Children : "So he was a fox??"
Me : "Err ... Well, you can say so"
*/
Anyways, sniper with all his bravery and CS skills got to one of the premier institutes in Gujjuland. Little did he know, it was rUdi's stronghold. Yahaan rUdi ka raaz chalta tha.
Nobody knows how sniper ran into trouble. It is only known that he did. Trouble in the form of rUdi. For mysterious reasons, rUdi refused to acknowledge sniper by his real name. He had his own title for him - Meri Jaan Ka Jaan.
The battleground was set, the lines had been drawn. The battle was long and hard fought. In the end, rUdi lost to the pr0ness of sniper. But as he watched his heart being torn away from him, he mouthed a curse - "Thou shalt no more be pr0, sniper pr0. Nee lanja ! Naade Peddhadi !"
Sniper in his haughty pride, ignored rUdi's curse. He refused to believe that his pr0ness could ever be lost. He bravely formed his army of paladins - The BTF (Born Tobe Fked).
In the early ages, BTF won every CS clan. They humbled clans as mighty as O Level. Everything was as per plan. There was nothing that could stop sniper pr0. Or so they thought.....
[Suspense]
/*
Children : "Wtf suspense re ! Tell us the story in the name of God ! It's now or never !!!"
*/
Ok Ok ... There was something terribly wrong with sniper. His aim started faltering. Somehow, he started missing headshots. Bullets flew between the legs of enemies, over their shoulders, through their armpits, and from between their guns and their bodies, but they never hit them. No matter how hard sniper tried, he always got knifed.
Bombs exploded in his face. He got killed by team mates and got flashed in Cat rushes. He got wallbanged, cratebanged and doorbanged. Somehow, his enemies could get headshots on him with pistols while he hit their toe-nails with an Awp.
In the dead silence of being a spectator for a CS game, he could hear it. He could hear rUdi laughing from his abode in the MFi. The curse had come true. The curse of the rUdi.
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ultimate RA !!!
Imba Che..:)
my sympathies wid Rud! and Sniper-PRO
All hA!L GaWd CANCER |-O
nice one
rudi(potti) :P
Haha ... rUd! and sniper both pr0s :fear:
Lol...nicely written..
hmmmmmm:(!!!!!!....Iwas made villain,......np...
U rock cancer(Y)......gj(H).go on with many more articles ..
u simply rok re cancer....i pray for Sniper "pro" to get back his old golden days again :D
very nice one man...(Y)
omg omg it was fking nc Cancer!!!!Gogogo No one can stop u....rudi>>>"Hidden in the shadows [Which was not very hard because of his size]" LOL LOL LOL