My noise

Legends have in them about a mighty author, whose words were sharper than the arrows of Arjuna, whose words were powerful than the mighty Bheema and more accurate than the words of Dharmaraj Yudhistira. There are stories that say that Godess Saraswati herself writes from his hand. His might was spread from Chetlur to the whole of the world. He was once heard saying that “the KEYBOARD is mightier than the sword”. None had seen him. None had touched him. His might was approaching the height of the Himalayas which made other powerful Gods including some of the most powerful ones “the Mighty beCkS”, “the powerful 3m!g0”, “the God of Gold ViRuS”, “the God of Boasting Sniper”, “the God of cUrSeS rUdI” envy him. All the other Gods met and named him “Cancer” after the dreadful disease. After Cancer knew it, he started writing about all the Gods and made their followers stand against them. (“Remember now it was: the KEYBOARD and the INTERNET together are mightier than AK and AWP”). The mighty Gods can’t do anything but to hail the Might of Cancer and his KEYBOARD. Legends have in them that Cancer would take an avatar in the KALYUGA to save his followers from the fear of the KALYUGA avatars of the mighty Gods.

In KALYUGA:
The echo of “aey Chaneeeeee slot hai ki nahiiiiiiiiii” in an ultra high pitch that can tear the eardrum of normal people, could be heard at his dwelling place and the Almighty writer could be found pawning the normal people in DOTAAAAAAAAA like “Sniper pawning the BOTS(easy) in CS”. When there were no more people left to pawn in DOTAAAAAAAAAA he went on to pawn in AOE with his allies HITLER and HULK eating all the GOLD leaving Virus “THE GOD OF GOLD” with nothing but food and wood. Legends say that one day he will get into CS and pawn everyone everywhere. So all the great warriors of 88.55, 98.67, 91.89, 91.27 lets QUIT CS and watch “the Mighty Writer” pawn.

[Bhandvad Gita Chapter 1 : Verse 1 ]

-bHanD